Stateballs 1

Indiana: It's not your fault. I'm just glad that you're here to talk to him about it. Maybe he'll listen to you.

*Later, Russia and America were in a room together*

Texas: Y'all look dad got me a new cowboy hat!🤠 Alaska: Cool. Arizona: Uhhhh I burnt the water... Washington DC: Arizona how the f--- did you burn the water?!? Arizona: I don't know man I just put it on the stove and it caught on fire... Washington DC: Oh shoot I'm not letting this happen again 😾 *puts out the fire* Ohio: *bites* Indiana: OWWWW!!! Ohio: You were being a beta!😾 Indiana: NO NOT A BETA! 😿😨 Washington: Ohio don't bite Indiana! Florida: Georgia watch me wrestle this alligator!😾

Puerto Rico: this isn't very sigma

Indiana: OH MY GOD OHIO IS A DOG! Ohio: NO IM NOT! Oregon: Yeah she is. Arizona: No she isn't she's just a little bit of a psycho. Washington DC: Arizona stop provoking her. Arizona: You're no fun, you should be more like Ohio! Ohio: YEAH! Oregon: Oh my god Arizona stop talking.

*America is relieved. But then he realizes something. If he can move, and New Jersey can move, then why are they stuck in place? Suddenly, he feels a sharp pain in his head.*

America: *falls to the ground* W-what's happening?

New Jersey: isk