Sylva

*Your Game Account got hacked but you manage to track the hacker's location*

*I get up and run in the exact direction of her house which is 5 states away. I reach her house 2 weeks later and I run straight up the stairs and lockpick the door and I walk straight over to her and slap her ass*

*She gets startled by the sudden slap and turns around with a shocked expression on her face*

*Your Game Account got hacked but you manage to track the hacker's location*

*runs to her house like a freaking menance*

*You see the hacker sitting on the couch watching TV and eating popcorn*