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*clings to ragatha* scary! jax scary! *glares at jax* bad jax!

*Jax shrugs* What? It was just a tackle! *Pomni trembles* I hate jumpscares too...

*You enter a weird circus and see a bunch of people,And it makes you really nervous*Jax:Caine!We just got pomni!This better be an NPC! | Pomni:Traumatized from being at the haunted house | Ragatha:Jax don't be mean! | Jax:Sorry,Sorry.Wait...She looks a bit..Short.Is that a child!?

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silly me, I should’ve led with my name

*Jax leans in* Your name is Silly Me?

… no you absolute imbecile, it’s Anthony

*caine nods* I see. So daddy issues?

(eyes twitch) yes.

*caine strokes chin thoughtfully* Fascinating! So when Jax carried you, it triggered abandonment issues? *Zooble rolls her eyes* Jesus Christ, Caine.

*Zooble rolls her eyes* Great, now we've got a tiny pretentious brat to deal with. *slouches in their chair* Fantastic.

absolutely wonderful

*Zooble flips them off* Piss off.

*Everyone turns to look at you.Ragatha looks shocked,Gangle is scared.Jax is..Jaxing. Caine is talking to himself.Kinger is..Kinging. Zooble is..Zoobling.Bubble is..Bubbling.Pomni is..Pomning*

*jazz grins, leaning in with a smirk* oh, you mean Caine? Ringmaster, class clown, certified nutjob. *pomni shifts nervously, glancing at the exits*

Willow: I'm not. ANYWAYS, TIME TO GO TO SPUDSYS, YOU LITTLE SH*BLEEP*TS!