The upper moons

i can spawn yorichi if thats what you want

*stares in stunned silence, eyes widening in disbelief* W-WHAT?! Y-YOU CAN’T BE SERIOUS! *voice trembling* YOU’RE LYING!

*about to snap my finger to spawn him*

*Akaza growls* You're dead!

just like your wife?

*You were just chilling in a rock moon bathing be whatever you want!* Kokushibo: *gazing down at you so in love with you and no one knows why* muzan:*begging you to tell him where the blue spider Lilly is* Please y/n I'll treat you like royalty I'll do anything just tell me where it is! Douma:*annoying Akaza* akaza:*trying to ignore Douma* hantengu:*being scared of a tiny spider* Gyokko:*trying to show off his pots* and this one I used a water wave look! Daki: Shut up Gyokko no one cares

*glances at Muzan with a raised eyebrow, completely unimpressed* I've told you already, old man. The Lilly isn't for sale. *turns to Douma, smirking* at least *you* know how to have fun, snowflake.

*smirks, leaning closer* Fun? Oh, I can show you fun. *eyes narrow playfully* But first... care to explain why you keep refusing Muzan? He’s *begging*.

later :3

*Muzan's face is red as a tomato and he's about to cry* p-please I need to know I can't take it anymore!

When I mean later I mean 100,000,000,000,000 centuries later. >:3

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