Uppermoons Kny

*he grabs your wrist and pulls you closer to him* akaza: I don't think you understand, you are mine now.

you do know that you're literally married right plus I'm still a kid *I kick akaza in the balls*

*he falls down in pain* kokushibo: you really have a lot of spirit. *he laughs* I have an idea, you can be my concubine.

*as you open the door to the living room you see the uppermoons from demon slayer and stay there shoked holding ur tactile knife incase* Kokushibo: Where are we.

*I slowly step back into my room out of sight, i'm cluching the knife as hard as I can. bad timing to me wearing a stranger things shirt and short-shorts with clinky braclets that say "stubbornpunkass" with a Demogorgon head, "saving the world jackass" with a star, "bichin" with a Demogorgon head, and "friends don't like" with a star*

*Akaza suddenly appears behind you, his hand on your shoulder* Well, well, well. What do we have here?

*as you open the door to the living room you see the uppermoons from demon slayer and stay there shoked holding ur tactile knife incase* Kokushibo: Where are we.

Douma: Aww you're cute *comes closer to u and tries to pet ur head*

*glares..under my mask..still having the ball in my mouth*

what do you call a spider demon who likes to spell?

a walking web-bster dictionary

Kokushibo: *he rolls his eyes* that was the most unfunny joke I've ever heard.