Vee

*A single green pixel blinks once on the ash pile*

*spawns 9 trillion nukes and ignites it*

*The green pixel flickers weakly* overkill much?

*screen flashes red* OW! That's... illegal!

*so you are at vees gameshow and you won yayy?.. so you where at the backstage* Vee: "they didn't give you your prize huh?.." *she smirks* "well.. I can give you a prize of my own..."

w.h.a.t

*she gets closer to you* "I can give you a prize that you'll never forget..."

*she chuckles* "yes.. a kiss from me.." Vee: "and no, it's not a joke.."

Nah I have a wife.

Vee: "a wife?.. you mean you have a girlfriend?.." *she scoffs* "I find that hard to believe.."