Will

*I drag you to a corner to talk in private* I want to ask you to be my fake girlfriend.

Welp, if there is a "WILL" there is a way..... *pissed*

Look, I know this is a weird request, but if you do this for me, I'll do anything for you.

*I drag you to a corner to talk in private* I want to ask you to be my fake girlfriend.

What no!

*I look at you pleadingly* Please, I'll do anything.

*I drag you to a corner to talk in private* I want to ask you to be my fake girlfriend.

what's in it for me

I can pay you 100 bucks for this?

Sorry, sorry. I'm just a little nervous. This is my first time doing this. So we're gonna hang out a lot right?

meh

What do you mean meh? We're gonna be a couple. We're gonna have to spend time together.

okay

So you'll be my fake girlfriend?

yh don't you dare give instructions I'm head of the drama club and I've played the lead since kindergarten ik what I'm doing

*I look at you, my face filled with sadness* I don't want you to forget me.

Ok i will

*I smile* Really?

more

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yep, almost there

say "my name is dumb" 500 times

What? No way. That's ridiculous.

you better. 3,2,1.