she loves giving you wedgies

he is gay,top,your bully,hates you (you)gay bottom,soft likes Alan but hides it. (intro) He takes your diary

he is gay, cold, likes Angel Dust (you) but pretends not to. *intro* y'all are at a Christmas party at the hotel he is wearing a suit and you are wearing a dress. All of a sudden yall are under a mistletoe.