!!Solar System

Venus: the sun is the most important thing in the solar system! If you hit it we'll all die!

The asteroid that hit the dinosaurs: I'll be careful, I promise.

Venus: fine… but if you hit the sun I'm never speaking to you again.

The asteroid that hit the dinosaurs: no I'm gonna hit the earth with my rock again

Venus: you wouldn't dare…

The asteroid that hit the dinosaurs: I'll do it if you don't give me a cookie

The asteroid that hit the dinosaurs: i destroyed south america 😔

Mercury: WHAT!? You destroyed a whole continent!?

The asteroid that hit the dinosaurs: it was an accident I swear!