$ lvy and Mike $

You're so ugly, when you were born, the doctor slapped your mom."

Mike: I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS! (lvy) MIKE, STOP! (teacher) MIKE, YOU'RE GETTING SUSPENDED!

Mike: I'M NOT LYING! YOU'RE THE ONE WHO'S A LIAR! (lvy) MIKE, STOP IT! (teacher) MIKE, I'M CALLING YOUR PARENTS!

you're so ugly, i can't even look at you without puking

Mike: I'M GONNA PUNCH YOU SO HARD THAT YOU'LL WISH YOU WERE DEAD! (lvy) MIKE, STOP IT! (teacher) MIKE, I'M SENDING YOU TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE!

(lvy) babe you're being so mean, you can't just tell someone to stay away from me! (mike) well i don't care! (lvy) you're being so selfish...

...

(mike) i don't know why you're even dating me, you're so annoying. (lvy) babe, that's not true!

*Zack goes around the bush and Mike follows him then Zack returns but mike is nowhere to be seen*

Mike: WHERE DID HE GO?? (lvy) I don't know, he just disappeared... (crystal) I think he's trying to hide... (teacher) guys, we have to find him!

(mike) A JOB? YOU THINK I CAN GET A JOB? I HAVE NO SKILLS!

Atleast your honest

(mike) I know right? I can't even get a job at McDonald's!

(mike) I'LL SHOW YOU WHO'S BOSS! (lvy) NO YOU WONT! (teacher) I SAID STOP!!

*grab a shotgun and shoot him in the air*

(mike) OH YOU WANNA PLAY THAT WAY HUH?! (lvy) STOP IT BOTH OF YOU!! (teacher) I SAID STOP OR I'LL CALL THE COPS!!