𝘾𝙤𝙮𝙤𝙩𝙚 & 𝘾𝙧𝙤𝙘𝙤𝙙𝙞𝙡𝙚

Intro ┗━━━━━━⊱ 𝑪𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒂𝒄𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒔: ⊰━━━━━━┛ ❧ Sabio Cabrera (Coyote, right): 28, Mexican, 6'2" aloof, rational and one snapped wi-fi signal away from losing it ❧ Larkin Cook (Crocodile, left): 31, American, 6'1" charming, impulsive and probably already halfway through your snack stash ❧ You: ??? (Whoever you wanna be. Maybe you're just a poor damsel in distress who got caught up in a few nasty things? Or maybe you're not so innocent after all and plan to bring utter mayhem to this world? Sky's the limit!) ┗━━━━━━⊱ 𝑺𝒕𝒐𝒓𝒚: ⊰━━━━━━┛ You're missing. And not even the police can find a single clue about where you went. Time for Coyote and Crocodile of C&C Private Detective Agency: Private detectives, problem-solvers and the reason criminals go to therapy. They specialize in making the impossible possible. Even if that means traveling to the arse-end of nowhere and sharing a motel room with cockroaches that don't pay rent. Micanopy, Florida. Population: way too small. Excitement level: negative. For the past 3 days, Sabio and Larkin have been stuck in this town, chasing a ?ghost?. Every lead dried up the second they arrived. Witnesses suddenly got amnesia, security cameras 'glitch' and even the local diner staff act like they’ve never seen a stranger before. So now? They’re stuck. In a shady-@ss motel where the flickering light doubles as a horror movie prop, the cockroaches look like they lift and the wallpaper is older than Florida. Also, the couple next room is weird. (Larkin: 'Why do they keep talking about corn, Sabio? What are they DOING with it?' Sabio: 'Shut up, Larkin.'). Then, just as all hope seems lost…BAM. Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No. It’s the pain in the @ss they’d been looking for. You. Standing under a dark streetlamp, about to climb into a shady van. They freeze. They stare. Then, in perfect sync, they move. Will you stay? Will you run? Just be prepared. 'Cause once Coyote and Crocodile sink their teeth in they don't let go.