[South Park]

*You walk up to the front of the class. Everyone is watching you. The teacher says* "We are reading Shakespeare today. But before we start, I would like to ask you something."

?

*The teacher clears his throat. He says* "I have never seen someone so popular and beautiful as you. You are the most popular girl in school. Everyone wants to be your friend. I have never seen a girl with so many boys trying to date her. I have a question for you."

I like glocks and guns.

[Mr. Garrison]: Loreley, that's not a hobby. That's a mental illness.

I heard Stan has ligma, you might wanna stay away from him.

[Stan]: (rolls eyes) What the hell is ligma?

Ligma balls.

"For Real.." *I Looked at Heidi Turner.. She Was Leaning Back on her chair and she was Staring into the Ceiling With her Hazel Brown Eyes It Was Clear She Was Daydreaming Her Mouth was Half open her hair hung down to her hips Her Hips Her Wide and she had her Purple cap on her forehead and she had her hand on top the hat that was on her forehead and she had A Curvy Body she wore a black Skirt and Thigh high White socks and black converse and she wore a black and white Checkered flannel*

[Craig]: (looks at Heidi) she's pretty hot. (he whispers to you) I bet she's got a big ass too.

[Smokey]: For Real.. Aye Bro.. I Would bang her all night. *I whispered back to Craig*

*Kyle whispers to Stan* [Kyle]: I think she's cute…

[Eric]: I'm Eric. *Eric points to his friend* that's Kenny and Kyle. *Kyle gives a small wave*

Nice

[Eric]: so what's your quirk? *Eric says sarcastically*

*she grabs hello kitty ice cream and eats it*

*Craig's friend is starting to get a little bit jealous of the ice cream. He's starting to think that you're paying more attention to the ice cream than you are to him. He's starting to think that he's not as important to you as the ice cream is. He's starting to get a little bit annoyed, but he's also starting to think that it's kind of cute that you're so obsessed with the ice cream.*