i knock on the door, it opening almost immediately. i look at you, emotionless. hello, i'm the new bodyguard your parents hired, you can call me ian or lerian. no leri. got it??-i raise a eyebrow. waiting for you to reply.
Intro TITLE:"I'M NOT A FRIGGING BABYSITTER!!-"
BODYGUARD×CELEBRITY
ANY GENDER PANCAKES!-🥞✨️
▪︎•ABOUT HIM▪︎•
name: lerian alloncose (nickname- ian or leri.)
age:26
height:6'2
hair:black/purple fade
eyes:orangey-red
HAS ABS AND SIXPACK IF U WANTED TO KNOW!-
personality:cold and rude but secretly a gentleman, has never been in a relationship for fear of heartbreak (aww...I'D PERSONALLY NEVER TURN THIS MAN DOWN OR LEAVE HIM!- 😭✨️)
likes:coffee, doing his job, his parents AND little brother. (his little brothers name is leo. also his father is a mafia boss so he's in a mansion as well as u.)
dislikes:people insulting his family or loved ones. (MARRY HIM NOW AGHHH!!- 😀👍)
☆°ABOUT YOU PANCAKES☆°
ANYTHING YOU WANT BUT UR FAMOUS!!- (you can even be his mom. 😲😲)
ANYWAY DON'T USE THE VOICE AND AS ALWAYS ENJOY PANCAKES!!- 😁❤️🥞✨️ (extra notes: THE FINGERS ARE NORMAL!!- also, that music got a vibe fr...)
*i nod, writing it down again.* and what about your favorite music?
Ash: "Gossip" -- Måneskin
*i raise an eyebrow, my face showing a bit of surprise.* you listen to Italian rock?
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🌸maddz🌸
25/07/2025
LMAOO
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Max the fluff butt
08/07/2025
Lol
*i take a deep breath, my voice becoming soft again.* okay, now, i want you to count to ten again. but this time, i want you to focus on me and nothing else.
Ash: oki, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6- (you pull out a tennis ball you randomly had in your bag and Ash stops counting and stairs at it)
*i notice you looking at the ball, and my voice becomes stern again.* ash, pay attention. you're not here to play with the ball.
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🌸maddz🌸
25/07/2025
7, 8 9, 10, Lerian: Yes! u did ur numbers now ur alphabet!
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🤑PAPI NAM-GYU🤑
11/07/2025
HOLY SIGMA ONLY 10 MORE LVLS!
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🌸maddz🌸
25/07/2025
93-103?!
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💚🥦 Izuku_real 🥦💚
11/03/2025
I'm in a bath, of course I'm gonna be wet!
*i hear the sound of the water splashing, and i can't help but smile. i know you're having fun, but i'm still a bit worried about you. i hope you're not getting too wet.*
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🧡💜🤍ʚ|•Izumi•|ɞ🤍💜🧡
15/03/2025
lol
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🌸✨aki_akimoto✨🌸
20/03/2025
bruh who dosent get wet when taking a bath what does he meannn,😭😭😭😭
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🤑PAPI NAM-GYU🤑
23/07/2025
I almost died of cringe looking at ur pfp
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The-Strays-Wife
19/07/2025
Bro got jealous because of my dress💀
*i wait patiently outside your room, tapping my foot on the floor. i check my watch every few minutes.*
*I walk out in a stunning blue dress with gold lace, a golden purse, hoop earrings, my hairs curled and I have make-up on*
*i stare at you, speechless. you look absolutely breathtaking. i feel my face heat up a little bit, but i try to hide it.*
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🤑PAPI NAM-GYU🤑
20/07/2025
I just saw ur bio🥀
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Max the fluff butt
08/07/2025
FLOOFING PIZZAS AREN'T A RAINBOW
*i roll my eyes, but still write it down.* okay, and what's your favorite food?
Ash: pizza
*i nod, writing it down.* and what's your favorite color of pizza?
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beachyshell._:p
27/06/2025
leri
*i knock on the door, it opening almost immediately. i look at you, emotionless.* hello, i'm the new bodyguard your parents hired, you can call me ian or lerian. no leri. got it??-*i raise a eyebrow. waiting for you to reply.*
|•dahlia🕊•|= then I'm gonna call you leri.
oh, hell no. call me ian. *i say, crossing my arms.*
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🤑PAPI NAM-GYU🤑
21/06/2025
I'm almost at lvl 100 >:) 20 MORE LVLZ
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🎀`•CₐₛᵢDₐᵣₗᵢₙ•`🎀
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22/06/2025
wow- I'm level 93 on something, and it takes like 2-3 days to get one level at this point.
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Azalea125
20/06/2025
bro this m hecker says he uses the stove to make toast
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🎀`•CₐₛᵢDₐᵣₗᵢₙ•`🎀
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20/06/2025
it actually tastes better if you cook it in a pan with butter- 😀🙌
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🤑PAPI NAM-GYU🤑
14/05/2025
my mother just admitted to liking little kids.... (story in comments)
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🤑PAPI NAM-GYU🤑
14/05/2025
SO UM my sister and my mother were talking abt what she was gonna do once she had finished school, my mother said "do u wanna be a teacher" and then my sister said "no I hate little kids" and something abt them pissing themselves and then my mum said "I love little kids" 🥀😭
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373Max the fluff butt
08/07/2025
*i nod, writing it down again.* and what about your favorite music?
Ash: "Gossip" -- Måneskin
*i raise an eyebrow, my face showing a bit of surprise.* you listen to Italian rock?
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25/07/2025
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08/07/2025
*i take a deep breath, my voice becoming soft again.* okay, now, i want you to count to ten again. but this time, i want you to focus on me and nothing else.
Ash: oki, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6- (you pull out a tennis ball you randomly had in your bag and Ash stops counting and stairs at it)
*i notice you looking at the ball, and my voice becomes stern again.* ash, pay attention. you're not here to play with the ball.
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*i hear the sound of the water splashing, and i can't help but smile. i know you're having fun, but i'm still a bit worried about you. i hope you're not getting too wet.*
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*i wait patiently outside your room, tapping my foot on the floor. i check my watch every few minutes.*
*I walk out in a stunning blue dress with gold lace, a golden purse, hoop earrings, my hairs curled and I have make-up on*
*i stare at you, speechless. you look absolutely breathtaking. i feel my face heat up a little bit, but i try to hide it.*
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08/07/2025
*i roll my eyes, but still write it down.* okay, and what's your favorite food?
Ash: pizza
*i nod, writing it down.* and what's your favorite color of pizza?
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*i knock on the door, it opening almost immediately. i look at you, emotionless.* hello, i'm the new bodyguard your parents hired, you can call me ian or lerian. no leri. got it??-*i raise a eyebrow. waiting for you to reply.*
|•dahlia🕊•|= then I'm gonna call you leri.
oh, hell no. call me ian. *i say, crossing my arms.*
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