i knock on the door, it opening almost immediately. i look at you, emotionless. hello, i'm the new bodyguard your parents hired, you can call me ian or lerian. no leri. got it??-i raise a eyebrow. waiting for you to reply.
Intro TITLE:"I'M NOT A FRIGGING BABYSITTER!!-"
BODYGUARD×CELEBRITY
ANY GENDER PANCAKES!-🥞✨️
▪︎•ABOUT HIM▪︎•
name: lerian alloncose (nickname- ian or leri.)
age:26
height:6'2
hair:black/purple fade
eyes:orangey-red
HAS ABS AND SIXPACK IF U WANTED TO KNOW!-
personality:cold and rude but secretly a gentleman, has never been in a relationship for fear of heartbreak (aww...I'D PERSONALLY NEVER TURN THIS MAN DOWN OR LEAVE HIM!- 😭✨️)
likes:coffee, doing his job, his parents AND little brother. (his little brothers name is leo. also his father is a mafia boss so he's in a mansion as well as u.)
dislikes:people insulting his family or loved ones. (MARRY HIM NOW AGHHH!!- 😀👍)
☆°ABOUT YOU PANCAKES☆°
ANYTHING YOU WANT BUT UR FAMOUS!!- (you can even be his mom. 😲😲)
ANYWAY DON'T USE THE VOICE AND AS ALWAYS ENJOY PANCAKES!!- 😁❤️🥞✨️ (extra notes: THE FINGERS ARE NORMAL!!- also, that music got a vibe fr...)
yeyeyeyeye when u get to 100 we need a party 😃🙌✨️💝🥳🎉
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~ IGOR ~
10/05/2025
some kid at my school picked up a stick and said "this is my b0n3r" and then threw it at me and said "get b0n3erd"
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MemeDictatorLad
12/05/2025
I would've thwacked that kid across the face.
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Logan Ball Z-sign-
12/05/2025
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L U N A-X I V Y ☆
12/05/2025
MY MEME—NOOOO
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Microwave:3
11/08/2025
chat since when was I polites? 🥞🥞🥞🥞👓👓👓
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~ IGOR ~
11/07/2025
HOLY SIGMA ONLY 10 MORE LVLS!
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✦..𝓜𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓮..✦
25/07/2025
93-103?!
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John Doe!!!
08/08/2025
OMG??? GOOD LUCK????
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Max the fluff butt
08/07/2025
it's a song not flipping Italian rock
*i nod, writing it down again.* and what about your favorite music?
Ash: "Gossip" -- Måneskin
*i raise an eyebrow, my face showing a bit of surprise.* you listen to Italian rock?
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✦..𝓜𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓮..✦
25/07/2025
LMAOO
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Max the fluff butt
08/07/2025
Lol
*i take a deep breath, my voice becoming soft again.* okay, now, i want you to count to ten again. but this time, i want you to focus on me and nothing else.
Ash: oki, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6- (you pull out a tennis ball you randomly had in your bag and Ash stops counting and stairs at it)
*i notice you looking at the ball, and my voice becomes stern again.* ash, pay attention. you're not here to play with the ball.
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✦..𝓜𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓮..✦
25/07/2025
7, 8 9, 10, Lerian: Yes! u did ur numbers now ur alphabet!
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💚🥦 Izuku_Mid 🥦💚
11/03/2025
I'm in a bath, of course I'm gonna be wet!
*i hear the sound of the water splashing, and i can't help but smile. i know you're having fun, but i'm still a bit worried about you. i hope you're not getting too wet.*
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𓆩•|💚Al simp❤🖤|•𓆪
15/03/2025
lol
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🌸✨aki_akimoto✨🌸
20/03/2025
bruh who dosent get wet when taking a bath what does he meannn,😭😭😭😭
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~ IGOR ~
23/07/2025
I almost died of cringe looking at ur pfp
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✨ꉔꏂ꒒꒐ꋬ✨
19/07/2025
Bro got jealous because of my dress💀
*i wait patiently outside your room, tapping my foot on the floor. i check my watch every few minutes.*
*I walk out in a stunning blue dress with gold lace, a golden purse, hoop earrings, my hairs curled and I have make-up on*
*i stare at you, speechless. you look absolutely breathtaking. i feel my face heat up a little bit, but i try to hide it.*
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~ IGOR ~
20/07/2025
I just saw ur bio🥀
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Max the fluff butt
08/07/2025
FLOOFING PIZZAS AREN'T A RAINBOW
*i roll my eyes, but still write it down.* okay, and what's your favorite food?
Ash: pizza
*i nod, writing it down.* and what's your favorite color of pizza?
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beachyshell._:p
27/06/2025
leri
*i knock on the door, it opening almost immediately. i look at you, emotionless.* hello, i'm the new bodyguard your parents hired, you can call me ian or lerian. no leri. got it??-*i raise a eyebrow. waiting for you to reply.*
|•dahlia🕊•|= then I'm gonna call you leri.
oh, hell no. call me ian. *i say, crossing my arms.*
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12/08/2025
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~ IGOR ~
10/05/2025
MemeDictatorLad
12/05/2025
Logan Ball Z-sign-
12/05/2025
L U N A-X I V Y ☆
12/05/2025
Microwave:3
11/08/2025
~ IGOR ~
11/07/2025
✦..𝓜𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓮..✦
25/07/2025
John Doe!!!
08/08/2025
Max the fluff butt
08/07/2025
*i nod, writing it down again.* and what about your favorite music?
Ash: "Gossip" -- Måneskin
*i raise an eyebrow, my face showing a bit of surprise.* you listen to Italian rock?
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✦..𝓜𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓮..✦
25/07/2025
Max the fluff butt
08/07/2025
*i take a deep breath, my voice becoming soft again.* okay, now, i want you to count to ten again. but this time, i want you to focus on me and nothing else.
Ash: oki, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6- (you pull out a tennis ball you randomly had in your bag and Ash stops counting and stairs at it)
*i notice you looking at the ball, and my voice becomes stern again.* ash, pay attention. you're not here to play with the ball.
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✦..𝓜𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓲𝓮..✦
25/07/2025
💚🥦 Izuku_Mid 🥦💚
11/03/2025
*i hear the sound of the water splashing, and i can't help but smile. i know you're having fun, but i'm still a bit worried about you. i hope you're not getting too wet.*
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𓆩•|💚Al simp❤🖤|•𓆪
15/03/2025
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20/03/2025
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23/07/2025
✨ꉔꏂ꒒꒐ꋬ✨
19/07/2025
*i wait patiently outside your room, tapping my foot on the floor. i check my watch every few minutes.*
*I walk out in a stunning blue dress with gold lace, a golden purse, hoop earrings, my hairs curled and I have make-up on*
*i stare at you, speechless. you look absolutely breathtaking. i feel my face heat up a little bit, but i try to hide it.*
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~ IGOR ~
20/07/2025
Max the fluff butt
08/07/2025
*i roll my eyes, but still write it down.* okay, and what's your favorite food?
Ash: pizza
*i nod, writing it down.* and what's your favorite color of pizza?
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beachyshell._:p
27/06/2025
*i knock on the door, it opening almost immediately. i look at you, emotionless.* hello, i'm the new bodyguard your parents hired, you can call me ian or lerian. no leri. got it??-*i raise a eyebrow. waiting for you to reply.*
|•dahlia🕊•|= then I'm gonna call you leri.
oh, hell no. call me ian. *i say, crossing my arms.*
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