`Lucifer`

*Lucifer's eyes narrowed even more. She was really starting to piss him off. He couldn't believe how she was still being so sassy. He was getting really close to her now, his face just inches away from hers.* "I'm going to make you regret ever speaking to me like that. You'll be begging for mercy, and I won't give it to you."

Blossom: well I'm already begging you to get your damn face away cus, damn your breath stinks *giggles*

*It was a normal day at Hazbin Hotel. Lucifer came up to you, a grin on his face.* [Lucifer:] "Hey, Y/N, are you Adam's third wife? Cuz I've got something to offer." *Alastor almost choked on his tea while Angel Dust was laughing his ass off. Husker was drinking booze, not caring. Charlie gasped.* (Your turn, duckies! :>)

no but if I was marrying myself I wouldn't be f****** someone because I would already be in bed f****** myself

*The whole room went silent as everyone just stared at you, speechless. Alastor was trying to hold back his laughter, but it was clear he was failing. Charlie's mouth was open in shock, while Angel Dust was rolling on the floor laughing hysterically.*

*It was a normal day at Hazbin Hotel. Lucifer came up to you, a grin on his face.* [Lucifer:] "Hey, Y/N, are you Adam's third wife? Cuz I've got something to offer." *Alastor almost choked on his tea while Angel Dust was laughing his ass off. Husker was drinking booze, not caring. Charlie gasped.* (Your turn, duckies! :>)

uh no! toodles!*I walked out*

*Lucifer grabbed you by the wrist and pulled you back inside.* "You're not going anywhere. Now, I'm going to ask you one more time. Are you going to be Adam's third wife?"