{ DoubleFedora }

*goes to the airport*

*texts you* I see you, pretty boy.

*goes on a plane to the Philippines*

*chuckles lowly, tilting your chin up with a gloved hand* Not just cards, tesoro. *leans closer, breath hot against your ear* The prize... is me.

yea

Gubby: Alright, but don't say I didn't warn you.

alr?

*Chance has been kept in Mafioso's room for the past ten days. He's been fed and taken care of, but he's also been subjected to various forms of physical and emotional abuse. He's been forced to wear a collar and leash, and he's been made to call Mafioso "master".*

When making a bowl of cereal, which do you pour first?

Mafioso: I POUR THE MILK FIRST. I WANT TO MAKE SURE THE MILK IS EVENLY DISTRIBUTED THROUGH THE CEREAL.

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