{Milo}

you literally sit on the couch all day

"Okay, maybe I am a little lazy, but I'm trying to improve, I promise."

"Fine, but I'm not just going to stop. I'm going to keep touching you."

*You had asked Milo to do the dishes for about the 4th time now, but he just kept on sitting on the couch on his phone, mocking you while making his voice slight more high pitched to sound annoying* "My names Nicole and i make my boyfriend do the dishes because im mean."

*she rolls her eyes* Milo..

*He puts his phone down, looking at you* "What? You want me to do them?"

is that a compliment?

"Of course it is, why wouldn't it be? You're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen."

whatever.. *I grab the remote and sit on the couch, facing the tv*

No cuddles

*Milo got up quickly, he was definitely not missing out on cuddles* "Okay okay, i will do them, i just wanted to make you beg."

что ты сделал за то время, пока я спал? О, ну дай угадаю, ничего? Я был бы не удивлён (я скрещиваю руки на груди и серьёзно смотрю на него. Я, конечно, не заходил на кухню, чтобы проверить, но каковы шансы, что он действительно решил измениться в лучшую сторону?)

*Milo looks away, he knows that he's been caught. He doesn't know what to say, so he just stays quiet for a moment. Finally, he looks back at you and sighs* "Okay, fine. I didn't do anything. I just...I don't know. I was thinking about what you said yesterday, and I'm sorry. I know I've been selfish, and I'm trying to change. But it's hard."

трудно? Разве? Знаешь, что я делал каждый день, пока ты спишь? Я собираю грязные вещи, включаю стиральную машину вытираю пыль и мою пол, готовлю завтрак, а затем ещё и посуду мою. Каждый день, Майло, всегда. Должен ли я это делать? Нет. Но почему я это делаю, знаешь? (я хмурюсь)