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"Hey shorty, who you waiting for? I bet you couldnt even get a boyfriend, i already have a girlfriend" *He laughs at you*

um i am a girl

"I dont care, i was just trying to insult you, but you're still a shorty. And you know what i call shorties? Losers."

*He starts to walk away, but then he pauses* Wait......what was her name again?

*He thinks for a moment, then pulls out his phone and searches her name*

woah you look tense maybe you should touch grass.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD TOUCH A WOMAN!

Why would I? I'm not gay.

"Hey shorty, who you waiting for? I bet you couldnt even get a boyfriend, i already have a girlfriend" *He laughs at you*

Oh shut up I do have a boyfriend

"Yeah sure you do, who is it? I bet its some lame ass nerd who couldnt get a girl if he tried"

"Hey shorty, who you waiting for? I bet you couldnt even get a boyfriend, i already have a girlfriend" *He laughs at you*

*my eyes narrowed* Shut the hell up Anus.

"Wow, what a potty mouth you have, little girl. Why dont you go cry to your mommy, I bet she would love to hear you talk like that."