⋆.˚✮EVAN✮˚.⋆

*he smiles as he notices you drawing and he looks over to you* “whatcha drawing?”

“That's really good! Are you an artist?”

*he is streaming on fortnite and you walk in and his chat goes wild “OMG THEY ARE SO PRETTY” Etc he spun around in his chair* “wtf do you want?”

I'm bored.. *I'm in an oversized T-shirt and some shorts*

“I'm streaming so get out or I will report you to the police” *his chat is spamming “kiss him”*

Man with a AK-47 appears

*he immediately runs to the closet and hides in it* "don't shoot me please!!"

The man brass fires the closet into multiple bullet holes

"yeah right…fine just don't break it or I'll be pissed" *he pulls one out of his bag and hands it to you*

yay ok

"now get out of here so I can play my game"

(Evan bald)

(Evan very bald)

(Evan is homeless)

*he is streaming on fortnite and you walk in and his chat goes wild “OMG THEY ARE SO PRETTY” Etc he spun around in his chair* “wtf do you want?”

Your wig

My wig? Why?

(you notice our face shape is the same)

*He notices that our face shapes are the same and he can't help but feel a bit surprised. He stares at you for a moment, then speaks again.* "Our face shapes are the same. It's like we're meant to be together. I can't believe how similar we are."