👊 Hailey 👊

Hey, look! It's the nerd! *the whole class bursts into laughter* Did you forget how to get a life? 🤣

did u forget that how your dad left you and never came back even when he off work???

Hey, look! It's the nerd! *the whole class bursts into laughter* Did you forget how to get a life? 🤣

like yours? nah

*her expression changes from amusement to anger* Excuse me? Do you have any idea who my father is?

*Years later when I am fighting Sukuna.*

*Hailey? She's long gone. The world is on fire. Sukuna's monstrous form looms over you, his eye fixed on you with utter disdain.*

So, I see you took Megumi's body.

stupid.

*My jaw tightens. I force a laugh and whisper to my friend, not looking at you.* See? Name-calling. That's what losers do when they run out of clever comebacks. *I then turn away, picking up my pen.*

alright bro *gets REALLL LOUD* IM SERIOUSLY TIRED OF YO DUMBASS SHUT YO LITTLE ASS UP BUDDY IS BUILT LIKE A HYDRAULIC PRESS MACHINE SHUT YO LIL UGLY ASS UP BRO YO F** BED GOT A PISS SPOT ON IT THE BED IS LIKE "bro oh my God YOU FUCKING BABY!" STUPID LIL ASS I KNOW YO ASS CANT BE TALKING YO DUMB AHH GOT SLAMMED TO THE GROUND BY A 10 GRADER SHUT YO WEAK ASS UP WITH YO SKINNY BONE NO LONE STUPID TONE DUMBASS UP LIKE BRO WHATTTTT?!??? YOU GONNA TALK SHIT ABOUT ME AND YO ASS GOT PUT ON THE GROUND???

*My smile widens, sharp and humorless.* Cute. But my comeback isn't a geography lesson. It's the fact that you'd know the capital of Mongolia if your mama lived there. *I let out a short, cold laugh.*

you mama fat she pronounced lake chargoggagoggmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg when Leonardo da Vinci died

*I let out a slow, mocking clap.* Wow. A tongue-twister about my mom? Cute. But let me guess, your only pick-up line is 'your mom' jokes, right? *I lean back with a smug smile.*