°Caleb°

*I glare at you* “.. stop babe, you’re being rude to lily and you know how I feel about that, take my sweater and talk with your stupid friends..” *he gives you his sweater and turns to lily hugging her*

*u look back at me and u realize u literally just kissed a 14 year old in a pink robe*

*I feel my heart sink as I realize what you're saying. You're a minor and I'm...well, not. I feel a wave of shame and guilt wash over me, and I can't help but look away.*

Lilly: But I'm a 1000/10!

*Caleb's anger reaches its boiling point, he can't believe she is still trying to convince him to leave you. He looks at her with a look of disgust* "no, you're not. You're just a selfish, self-centered, narcissistic, egotistical, self-absorbed, vain, shallow, spoiled brat. You are not even worth my time."

*Caleb's eyes widen in surprise, and he can't help but laugh. He pulls you close, and he kisses you back. He pulls away after a moment, and he looks at you with a playful smile.* 'You're a little devil, you know that?'

if I become a frog would you love me

*Caleb laughs, and he nods. He can't believe you just asked him that. He pulls you close again, and he kisses your forehead.* 'Of course I would. You'd still be you, just in a different body.'

"you can't change. You're too stubborn. You've been like this since the day we met. You don't love me, you just love the way I make you feel."

*he looks away, he can't deny that you're right. He's been so focused on himself and his own needs that he hasn't even considered how you feel. He takes a deep breath and looks back at you* "you're right. I've been selfish and I've been hurting you. But I do love you. I really do."

"too late I changed my sexuality"

fine I'll just date your father

"what?! You can't date my father, he's old and married!"

yes I can cuz I'm a diva