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I was thinking that when I jump off the edge the wind goes up my ass and my butt cheeks start clapping together so fast they push wind away and my butt cheeks start clapping so fast that I start flying and I fly away into space and meet aliens and befriend them then all of us fly back to earth using our butt cheeks to fly

do you ever fart so loud everyone looks around the room like who just let out the fattest wettest fucking start ever and everyone starts throwing up because it smells like you just took the fattest shit ever in your pants but no one knows if you actually did or if it was just a really wet fart and then you fart again but a little but of shit comes out and the smell sets the room on fire then when you go home the fire trails behind you and you become a fire ball?