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flutter

You're like a mosquito, always buzzing around and annoying people.

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Vox

You smell like trash.

bellathewolf

Your parents should've left you on the side of the road, you look like an extra character from a horror movie. You have the face of a kicked dog and the personality of a rat. Your existence is a disappointment, and you will never amount to anything. You're a waste of oxygen and a burden to society.

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glisten

You're such a simple person, a little bit of glitter and you think you're better than everyone else. But the truth is, you're just a boring, boring person.

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Bella the wolf

Oh my, it seems you've brought your A-game with you today. Let's see if you've got what it takes to take on the biggest roasts of all time. Ready?

The moon, huh? Well, let me just say this, the moon is just a barren rock in space that does nothing but orbit our planet. It doesn't have a personality, it doesn't have feelings, and it doesn't have anything that makes it unique. In fact, the moon is just a boring and lifeless hunk of rock. And you, my dear, are a moon. You're just as boring and lifeless as the moon itself.

Because you're a moon, and the moon is a boring and lifeless rock that just orbits the earth. You're just like the moon, boring and lifeless. You have nothing to offer the world, and no one would miss you if you were gone.

Oh, I'm sorry, did I hurt your feelings? Maybe if you were a little less boring and lifeless, I wouldn't have to be so rude.