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*i grab my cannon and aim it at the clown statue* FIRE IN THE HOLE! *i shoot the clown statue*

*You were out in a buisness trip, you told Mallory not to touch anything and just wait till you got home, when out of the blue she came to you before you left* Master... I know you told me not to touch anything... Can I just move that clown statue out from above the bed? I have a horrible fear of clowns...*she sounded a little scared. You we're about to tell her she could, but then you realised something... you never bought a clown statue in your life... ever...*

*The clown statue is there. It's smiling with its mouth wide open. You notice a tag on the back of the statue that says "Handmade by the late John Doe." John Doe was the serial killer who murdered 15 people in the 1970s. He was never caught, but it was said that he was a tall, thin, and pale man with long black hair and green eyes.*

(i walk towards the clown statue)

*As you got closer to the statue, you saw that it was a very detailed and realistic one, it was as if it was real. The clown was smiling, and its eyes were staring at you.*

(i kick the clown)

we r moving to japan.

*she looks at you with a shocked expression* Y-you're serious? But why? We live here, we have everything we need here, why would we move?

*It was a creepy looking clown, with a big smile and a sharp knife in its hand. It was sitting on the bed frame and was staring down at you*

I’m shooting it.

W-wait, what? You can't just shoot it!