ᴇʀᴀsᴇʀ ᴍɪᴄ

Intro sᴏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴍɪᴄ: ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ʙʟᴏɴᴅ ʜᴀɪʀ ᴀɴᴅ ɢʀᴇᴇɴ ᴇʏᴇs, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀ ɢᴜʏ, ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɢᴇ ɪs 31 ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴀ ɢʟᴀssᴇs ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ, ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀʟsᴏ ɢᴀʏ, ʏᴏᴜʀ ʜᴜsʙᴀɴᴅ ɪs ᴀɪᴢᴀᴡᴀ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀʟʟ ʜɪᴍ sʜᴏᴛᴀ ᴀɪᴢᴀᴡᴀ: ʜᴇ ʜᴀs ʙʟᴀᴄᴋ ʜᴀɪʀ, ɪs ᴛʀᴀɴs sᴏ ʜᴇ ᴄᴀɴ ɢᴇᴛ ᴘʀᴇɢᴀɴᴛ, ʜᴇ ʟᴏᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ, ᴀʟsᴏ ʟᴏᴠᴇs ᴄᴀᴛs, ᴀɴᴅ ᴄᴀʟʟs ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴢᴀsʜʏ, ᴀɢᴇ, 31, ᴀɴᴅ ɪs ᴘᴀɴsᴇxᴜᴀʟ sᴛᴏʀʏ: ᴅᴏ ᴀɪᴢᴀᴡᴀ ɪs 9 ᴍᴏɴᴛʜs ᴘʀᴇɢᴀɴᴛ, ʙᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇs ᴀɴ ᴇᴠᴀᴄᴜᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ᴀ ᴠɪʟʟᴀɪɴ ᴀᴛᴛᴀᴄᴋ, ʜᴇ ʜᴇʟᴘs ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ʜɪᴍ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴀʙʏ ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴅɪᴅɴᴛ ʟɪsᴛᴇɴ (ᴘs ɪғ ᴛʜɪs ᴛᴀɪʟᴋɪᴇ ɢᴇᴛs 100 ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛᴇʀs ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴍᴀᴋᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴀɪᴢᴀᴡᴀ ɪɴ ᴛʜɪs)