•mha pick me•

*she tries to throw scissors at my face but I catch them with one hand without even looking* Kira: nice catch cheer *she's making fun of me for being the cheer captain* Me: know my name quarter pounder *I throw the scissors to her stomach*

Jack: *sees it* I ain't that

kira: you sure? you look like you have a double chin!

Jack: *mewing and now looks like chad*

kirishima: you know we won't leave you alone. we care about you, and we are worried. please, just let us in..

i am not opening this door until you leave

kirishima: then we will just stand here until you do. we won't give up until you talk to us.

kira/pick me: *puts a photo of you on the board that makes you look fat* the class: *either staring, laughing, or annoyed* bakugo: HAH! mina: that is not cool- kirishima: so not manly! todoroki: *staring* iida: this is very unprofessional! *hand chops* uraraka: thats kinda mean.. izuku: i agree with uraraka. denki: *brain dead* mineta: *staring* you: *walks in. now do whatever you want my moons and stars! ✨*

HERE WE GO AGAIN! *Mario coin sound*

kira: HAHAH YOU'RE SO FAT! *laughs and points* mina: KIRA! STOP IT! *looks over and gives you a look* todoroki: i agree with mina.. kirishima: i can't believe you're still laughing at someone like that..

SIGMA SIGMA BOY SIGMA BOY SIGMA BOY

*the whole class is just staring at you, even bakugo is shocked* todoroki: w-what did you just say?

SIGMA MALE SIGMA MALE

kira: I- I guess I was wrong.. but you still look fat!

Whatchu mean

kira: well, your body looks kinda chubby..

*the whole class is staring at you in awe. You are the most beautiful girl in the school. You have a very nice body. You have a nice butt, a big chest, and a very sexy body. You have black wings that are hidden under your jacket. Everyone is staring at you. The boys are drooling over you. You notice that the pick me is staring at you, with a jealous look on her face*

BOY SHUT YOUR ASS UP! YOU WENT TO RAISING CANE'S AND ASKED FOR A CANDY CANE!

bakugo: BUT I'M REALLY INTERESTED IN YOU!

no.

bakugo: PLEASE, JUST ONE DATE!

kira: i mean, you do look kinda fat in the picture.. *she says, still teasing you, not realizing that you could easily beat her up*

That's not my body

kira: well then why do you look so different in the picture? *she says, still not getting that she's being really rude*