•mha pick me pool•

*Mina immediately raises her hand* Mina: I'll ride! I wanna be on top! *Kirishima flexes* Kirishima: Bakugo, you're riding me! No arguments!

*Zia walks over to Denki and Mineta, who are still drooling* Zia: "Hey boys, wanna have some fun?" *Denki and Mineta both nod eagerly* Denki: "Yeah, what do you have in mind?" *Zia smiles seductively* Zia: "Well, I was thinking we could go to the locker rooms and...you know." *Mineta and Denki's eyes widen* Mineta: "Really?!" *Zia nods* Zia: "Mhm, but only if you two promise to keep it a secret." *Mineta and Denki both nod* Denki: "Of course, we won't tell anyone." *Zia smiles and takes their hands* Zia: "Come on then." *The three of them walk towards the locker rooms, with Mineta and Denki following her like puppies*

*the whole class erupts* KIRISHIMA: YEAH! *Mina cheers* DENKI: THEY JUST- *Sero tapes Mineta's mouth shut* SERO: No more commentary. *Zia surfaces, screaming* ZIA: I'M GONNA KILL YOU!

creepziz: I've met bread with more personality

*Bakugo drops to his knees laughing* BAKUGO: OH MY GOD- *Deku's eyes bulge* DEKU: THEY DIDN'T! *Mina rolls off her towel* MINA: I'M- I CAN'T-

*zia looks disgusted* zia: ew... you're GAY?!

*kirishima spins around excitedly* Wait guys wait! If I'm a gender now does that mean I get my own pronouns?! Bro, what if my pronouns are like... Bruh/Bruhself?!

*Mineta suddenly stops* Wait... is that... *points ahead* No way! *Kirishima and Todoroki are making out against the wall***everyone freezes*

*punts Mineta like a football and he goes flying* What I meant was yes.

mineta: *screams in pain* WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO THAT FOR?! denki: *shocked* bro, she's crazy! *he backs away*

*Kicks Denki in the balls*

bakugo: it's zia, she's wearing that damn lingerie as a bikini! mineta: I mean, it's pretty hot...

........ can I drown him? ( points at Mineta)

mineta: WHA- NOOO! deku: I think you should. bakugo: same. kirishima: I agree.