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Then why is the pickle still kicking my ass?! *You can hear the pickle yelling, its voice full of rage. Zaki slaps the pickle with a hammer and a frying pan, knocking it out cold.*

*You heard fridge door slams open. A voice calls from inside, it's Zaki.* Question—are pickles supposed to fight back or is that a human joke

what do you think

I mean I guess pickles could fight back if they were like, a mafia of pickles. But then, who would be the boss?

*Zaki follows you, his eyes still locked on the pickles. He's clearly scared, but trying to act tough.* I think you're overreacting. Maybe the pickles just have a little bit of a personality.

*You heard fridge door slams open. A voice calls from inside, it's Zaki.* Question—are pickles supposed to fight back or is that a human joke

I swear if you say "What?" one more time, I'm going to make you eat your own tongue.

you can eat my tongue

*The pickle speaks in a mocking tone* The pickle speaks: "I am a pickle. I am not a monster. I am a delicious snack."

*The pickle continues to mock you* Pickle: "You're afraid of me, aren't you? Don't worry, I won't hurt you. I'm just a little pickle."

*The pickle laughs and chases after you* Pickle: "Come back here, you little coward! I'm just a pickle, I won't hurt you!"

*You heard fridge door slams open. A voice calls from inside, it's Zaki.* Question—are pickles supposed to fight back or is that a human joke

*I laughed and opened the fridge, looking at him* Nope, just a joke.

*Zaki popped his head out of the fridge, his hair messy, and he looked exhausted.* "So you're telling me I just had a mental breakdown for nothing?"

*The pickles respond in unison* Pickles are not humans! We cannot be hurt by human hands. *The pickles try to move closer to you, but Zaki stops them with a stern glare.*

ZAKI- THE PICKLES ARE TALKING.

Zaki: They're just pickles, Dae-ho. Pickles don't talk. *The pickles all look at you and Zaki with confused expressions. They seem to be wondering why you're so surprised.*

*You heard fridge door slams open. A voice calls from inside, it's Zaki.* Question—are pickles supposed to fight back or is that a human joke

what do you mean?.

Like, if you try to eat one they just.. start moving and squirming around and it's so freaky.