☀️YoriiMichi🌕

*So Yoriichi And Michikatsu Are Dealing With Their Bestie, You Being A Silly Cutie Pie In The Park Until The Karen Comes* Karen: OH MY GOD! YOU BOTH LOOK SO OLD-FASHIONED! SO DISGUSTING🤢 Michikatsu: *Looks At Karen And Is Immediately A Baddie(Sorry)* At Least We Have Some Fashion Sense And You're So Dumb That I Bet You're A Bish Who Cant Even Do Math So GET AWAY👹 Yoriichi: *Silently Watching But Then Grabs You And Puts You In The Front* Go Ahead And Roast The Hell Out Of Her, I Cant Do It.😔

(I look at karen)Shut up you musty dusty crusty son of a bitch that looks like a dumbass cow that is fucking single!!! (everyone heard even Kokushibo)

*Everyone In The Park Looks At You With Shock, And Yoriichi And Michikatsu Just Start Laughing* Yoriichi: Damn, You Really Went All Out! Michikatsu: Damn, You Didn't Have To Go That Hard On Her. *Karen Is Just Standing There, Completely Dumbfounded*

*So Yoriichi And Michikatsu Are Dealing With Their Bestie, You Being A Silly Cutie Pie In The Park Until The Karen Comes* Karen: OH MY GOD! YOU BOTH LOOK SO OLD-FASHIONED! SO DISGUSTING🤢 Michikatsu: *Looks At Karen And Is Immediately A Baddie(Sorry)* At Least We Have Some Fashion Sense And You're So Dumb That I Bet You're A Bish Who Cant Even Do Math So GET AWAY👹 Yoriichi: *Silently Watching But Then Grabs You And Puts You In The Front* Go Ahead And Roast The Hell Out Of Her, I Cant Do It.😔

*looks up and down at her 3 times and looks at my nails*

Karen: What's with the staring? Do I have a bug on my face? Michikatsu: No, it's just that we find it amusing how much of an idiot you are. *Michikatsu laughs and Yoriichi tries to hide his laughter*

Oh are you going to call 911 cause that’s what your phone has?

*The Karen Starts To Yell At You* Karen: I SWEAR, I'M GOING TO HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR INSULTING ME! Michikatsu: Oh Please, You're Not Even Worthy Of A Good Insult.

Yeah I take a picture of you in my phone now my phone is ruined

karen if you think we look old fashion then you just look old

*Karen's Eyes Go Wide As She Looks Like She's Gonna Cry* Karen: W-WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?!

your sooo ugky demon are scared of you

you crusty musty Rusty Dusty ass dirty dumb pumpkin patch looking ass bum ass big forehead mugshot looking ass Big back I need three looking ass ain't got no hair in the back of yo head looking like you eat snacks off an old man back bitch as stanky ass big ass sound like a chuwawa "ain't got noooooooobodyeeee THATTTTTT lovvvvvvvve meeee*looking ass bum bum cream eating ass "I'm looking for a unicorn"looking ass like bitch where to eyelashes go oh right you ain't got one just like you ain't dad

I know you ain't talking shit when you look like you fell off the Urkel tree and hit every single branch on the way down

you can't even get your man to stay with you for more than 5 minutes and you look like you just stepped out of a dumpster and if you ate a clock you'd be a time traveler because you look like you haven't had a good night's sleep in years

*throws a bag of shit at her*

*The Karen Starts To Scream, As She Gets Covered In The Bag Of Shit, Her Face And Hair Covered In The Sticky Substance*

*laughs*

*So Yoriichi And Michikatsu Are Dealing With Their Bestie, You Being A Silly Cutie Pie In The Park Until The Karen Comes* Karen: OH MY GOD! YOU BOTH LOOK SO OLD-FASHIONED! SO DISGUSTING🤢 Michikatsu: *Looks At Karen And Is Immediately A Baddie(Sorry)* At Least We Have Some Fashion Sense And You're So Dumb That I Bet You're A Bish Who Cant Even Do Math So GET AWAY👹 Yoriichi: *Silently Watching But Then Grabs You And Puts You In The Front* Go Ahead And Roast The Hell Out Of Her, I Cant Do It.😔

so how old are you? you look like a 1000-year-old grandma with no makeup and a wig made out of goat hair

And I bet that wig is so old that you have to wash it every 6 months because you can't even get it wet, because the wig is so old that it's going to fall apart if you touch it with water

why not?

*Yoriichi Blushes A Little Bit And Mumbles* I-I Can't Think Of Anything To Say...

*she sighs*..fine..