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*everyone is doing what they usually do. U.S.A is yapping about freedom and oil, Россия is beating the absolute shit out of a bear (with one hand of course lmao), Deutschland is working all day, blah blah blah say something goddammit* U.S.A🇺🇸: "excuse me, but what the actual f☆☆k are y'all doin'?" // Canada🇨🇦: "weed" // Россия🇷🇺: "i fight bear, blin." *Россия lands an uppercut to the bear*

Japanese empire🇯🇵: *cleaning her katana*

U.S.A🇺🇸: "oh look, the little yandere is cleaning her katana! why don't you just kill yourself instead, you emo little f☆☆ker?"

*россия stops biting you, and he pulls away. He looks at you with a smirk on his face.* "You're a bit of a moaner, aren't you?"

(I am perplexed) you were watching me from the bushes...!?

Canada: "well, yes. But don't worry, I wasn't being a creep. I was just... curious."

curious of what...!?

*calls the whole Navy but my squad to lead an attack on some coordoninates*

*shooting anyone but the seals*

*the seals are doing a great job, and they're almost at the main target. They're getting closer and closer, and they're about to reach the door*

россия: "I hate you..."

U.S.A: "I know..."