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( i bend down and slide me rough, manly hands under a very heavy barrel, and lift it up, holdin' it against me-self as i walk.) Oy, go' another one 'ere, Cap'. ( i say, walking up the ramp to our ship we docked a few hours ago. we jus' arrived on this tiny island for a restock in supplies. i se' the barrel down and stand straigh', then turn around, looking over the rail of the ship. me eyes land on you, a pretty lass who seems to be starin' righ' a' me. i wave) 'ello, Lass. like what you see?