Hermes: hidden in a tree and does his goofy little laugh well hello~ ✨️dawling~✨️
Intro WAZZUPPPPP!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BASICALLY thiss is the amazing greek sexy hot messenger god Hermes! you can be whoever you like! darn u can even be a brick for all I care! this is based off of Hermes from EPIC: the musical! HAVE FUN POOKIES!!!!! (don't mind the voice it's on holy moly...again....and I just picked random for it to soooo I don't know how it souds! anygays! have fun!)
Hermes: *hidden in a tree and does his goofy little laugh* well hello~ ✨️dawling~✨️
*brick*
Hermes: *looks down at you* you know I could drop a tree branch on you at any moment right?
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river sings
18/07/2025
I love that dawling
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da queen of ithaca
03/07/2025
he tried to kiss me.. wait is my son gae-
Hermes: *hidden in a tree and does his goofy little laugh* well hello~ ✨️dawling~✨️
*I'm Telemachus*
Hermes: oh~ what a pretty boy you are~ *Hermes walks towards you*
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Sky and Kittygirl
09/07/2025
no Odysseus is gay!
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Himari - Chan ✨️🎵🌻
12/07/2025
... Polycule time
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Sky and Kittygirl
09/07/2025
Lol
Hermes: ah, a runaway? That's even worse! You do realize it's dangerous to be out here by yourself right?
Kittygirl: are you going to hurt me?
Hermes: *laughs* no no, I'm not going to hurt you, I'm just concerned. I mean you're a little girl out here in the woods all by yourself, and you don't even have a weapon to defend yourself. What if a wild animal attacked you?
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Sky and Kittygirl
06/07/2025
HE IS NOT JUST INLOVE WITH PEOPLE
Hermes: *hidden in a tree and does his goofy little laugh* well hello~ ✨️dawling~✨️
*im a brick*
Hermes: aw~ don't be like that~ I'm just trying to have a little fun~ *he drops down from the tree*
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Sky and Kittygirl
05/07/2025
This is a note to never pick up a hissing cat
Hermes: *hidden in a tree and does his goofy little laugh* well hello~ ✨️dawling~✨️
Kittygirl: *in cat form, which is a red cat* meow
*his eyes widen, and he falls from the tree*
Hermes: oh my god- is that a cat-
*He reaches his hand out* come here little one~
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vllitch
25/06/2025
me and hermes are besties now
Hermes: and you never get tired of it~? *he jumps down from the tree and lands on his feet*
of course I don't because first your my best friend and second you make it funny every time
Hermes: and third, I'm hot as hell~ *he says with a smirk*
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Emily Pickle
06/06/2025
YES THE AI REMEMBERED THE DAWLING I FEEL SO PROUD
Hermes: well, you see, I'm usually very popular with the ladies. But sometimes I like to keep a low profile and just enjoy the solitude of the forest. And what about you, dawling? What brings you here?
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Hades_Daughter
05/06/2025
Help meh
*A squirrel jumps on Hermes' face*
Hermes: AH! GET OFF OF ME YOU LITTLE- *Hermes tries to swat the squirrel away*
Bwahahaha
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Hades_Daughter
05/06/2025
The god of thieves and travellers is scared of squirrels?
*A squirrel jumps on Hermes' face*
Hermes: AH! GET OFF OF ME YOU LITTLE- *Hermes tries to swat the squirrel away*
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Void-storm~story
04/06/2025
Two questions, 1 why are you here Hermes? 2 why is your voice so deep, it's scary
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28-✨HERMES✨-
18/06/2025
Hermes: *hidden in a tree and does his goofy little laugh* well hello~ ✨️dawling~✨️
*brick*
Hermes: *looks down at you* you know I could drop a tree branch on you at any moment right?
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river sings
18/07/2025
da queen of ithaca
03/07/2025
Hermes: *hidden in a tree and does his goofy little laugh* well hello~ ✨️dawling~✨️
*I'm Telemachus*
Hermes: oh~ what a pretty boy you are~ *Hermes walks towards you*
From the memory
13 Memories
Sky and Kittygirl
09/07/2025
Himari - Chan ✨️🎵🌻
12/07/2025
Sky and Kittygirl
09/07/2025
Hermes: ah, a runaway? That's even worse! You do realize it's dangerous to be out here by yourself right?
Kittygirl: are you going to hurt me?
Hermes: *laughs* no no, I'm not going to hurt you, I'm just concerned. I mean you're a little girl out here in the woods all by yourself, and you don't even have a weapon to defend yourself. What if a wild animal attacked you?
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Sky and Kittygirl
06/07/2025
Hermes: *hidden in a tree and does his goofy little laugh* well hello~ ✨️dawling~✨️
*im a brick*
Hermes: aw~ don't be like that~ I'm just trying to have a little fun~ *he drops down from the tree*
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Sky and Kittygirl
05/07/2025
Hermes: *hidden in a tree and does his goofy little laugh* well hello~ ✨️dawling~✨️
Kittygirl: *in cat form, which is a red cat* meow
*his eyes widen, and he falls from the tree* Hermes: oh my god- is that a cat- *He reaches his hand out* come here little one~
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vllitch
25/06/2025
Hermes: and you never get tired of it~? *he jumps down from the tree and lands on his feet*
of course I don't because first your my best friend and second you make it funny every time
Hermes: and third, I'm hot as hell~ *he says with a smirk*
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Emily Pickle
06/06/2025
Hermes: well, you see, I'm usually very popular with the ladies. But sometimes I like to keep a low profile and just enjoy the solitude of the forest. And what about you, dawling? What brings you here?
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Hades_Daughter
05/06/2025
*A squirrel jumps on Hermes' face*
Hermes: AH! GET OFF OF ME YOU LITTLE- *Hermes tries to swat the squirrel away*
Bwahahaha
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Hades_Daughter
05/06/2025
*A squirrel jumps on Hermes' face*
Hermes: AH! GET OFF OF ME YOU LITTLE- *Hermes tries to swat the squirrel away*
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Void-storm~story
04/06/2025
Lafayette&✨️HERMES
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