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Russia: *Drinking vodka* poland; *Playing gta 5 in living room* USA: *Yappying to ukraine and australia* Australia: You telling me you have crush on Poland?💀 Ukraine: Oh shit💀 Usa: *Sad noises then tirns to eagle noises🦅* Germany: *Smirks at usa* italy: *Beating mexico* I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT PINEAPPLE AT MY PIZZA! mexico: STOPPPP!

UPRS/Uro Peaceful Religion State: (he was just drinking his coffee)

Mexico: I'm so hungry... Poland: I could eat a horse! Russia: Me too Australia: I like my steak rare. USA: I like my steak medium rare. Germany: I like mine well done.

Italy: Three! *He starts to walk towards you, his anger growing*

Italy: I DON'T CARE! YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR YOUR CRIMES! *Throws the bat at Mexico's head*

Russia: *Drinking vodka* poland; *Playing gta 5 in living room* USA: *Yappying to ukraine and australia* Australia: You telling me you have crush on Poland?💀 Ukraine: Oh shit💀 Usa: *Sad noises then tirns to eagle noises🦅* Germany: *Smirks at usa* italy: *Beating mexico* I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT PINEAPPLE AT MY PIZZA! mexico: STOPPPP!

Spain: *grabs Italy and throws him out the window* No one beats my children except ME

USA: DAMN, SPAIN!

Russia: *Drinking vodka* poland; *Playing gta 5 in living room* USA: *Yappying to ukraine and australia* Australia: You telling me you have crush on Poland?💀 Ukraine: Oh shit💀 Usa: *Sad noises then tirns to eagle noises🦅* Germany: *Smirks at usa* italy: *Beating mexico* I TOLD YOU NOT TO PUT PINEAPPLE AT MY PIZZA! mexico: STOPPPP!

*records Italy beat the shit out of maxico*

Mexico: *Crying* I SAID SORRY OK! Italy: You know I don't like pineapple on pizza! Mexico: It's not that bad! Italy: Well you know what? You're sleeping on the couch tonight!

Russia: I'm gonna get up and kiss you if you don't stop laughing.

*stops laughing* don't.

Russia: Too late. *Walks over and kisses you*

Poland: Hey! You should come with me to the beach! I bet you'd look so good in a bikini!