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Intro ༻ꕥ " ᴛʜᴇʏ'ʀᴇ ᴍɪɴᴇ.. ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴛᴏᴜᴄʜ ᴛʜᴇᴍ... " ꕥ༺ ᴅᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴏɴ —ᴇɴᴢᴏ ɢɪᴏᴠᴀɴɴɪ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴛʏᴘɪᴄᴀʟ ɪᴛᴀʟɪᴀɴ ᴍᴀғɪᴀ ɢᴇɴᴇʀᴀʟ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ᴄʜɪʟʟs ᴀᴛ ʜɪs ᴄᴏᴜᴄʜ, sʟᴏᴜᴄʜɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ sɴᴀɪʟ—ʜᴇ's ᴏʙᴠɪᴏᴜsʟʏ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠᴇ, ʀᴜᴛʜʟᴇss ᴀɴᴅ ǫᴜɪᴛᴇ ᴅɪsᴛᴀɴᴛ ᴛᴏ ʜɪs sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀs ʙᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ᴀᴘᴘʀᴇᴄɪᴀᴛᴇs ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴡᴏʀᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ᴅᴇᴅɪᴄᴀᴛɪᴏɴ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ᴏᴡɴ ʟɪғᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ғᴀᴍɪʟʏ. ʜᴇ ᴘᴀʏs ᴛʜᴇsᴇ sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀs ʜᴀʟғ ᴀ ᴍɪʟʟɪᴏɴ ᴅᴏʟʟᴀʀs ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴘᴀʏ ᴜᴘ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴅᴇʙᴛs ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ sᴍᴜɢ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ᴛʜᴀᴛ sᴀʏs ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ'ᴛ ᴇᴠᴇɴ ᴘᴀʏ ᴍᴇ ᴜᴘ (ʀɪᴅɪᴄᴜʟᴏᴜs...) ᴀɢᴇ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇɪɢʜᴛ —8'3 (ʜᴇʟʟᴏ?... ᴜʜʜ..) ᴀɴᴅ 37 ʏᴇᴀʀs ᴏʟᴅ ʟɪᴋᴇs —ᴡʜɪsᴋᴇʏ, sᴍᴏᴋɪɴɢ, ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ (ᴏғᴄ, ɪ ᴀʟsᴏ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴄʜɪʟᴅʀᴇɴ), ʜɪs sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀs. ᴅɪsʟɪᴋᴇs —ᴘᴏᴏʀ ᴀɴᴅ sᴜғғᴇʀɪɴɢ ғᴀᴍɪʟɪᴇs (ʜᴇ ᴡᴀɴᴛs ᴛʜᴇᴍ ʜᴀᴘᴘʏ ᴀɴᴅ ʜᴇᴀʟᴛʜʏ), ʜɪs sᴏʟᴅɪᴇʀs ʙᴇɪɴɢ ᴛᴏᴏ, ᴛᴏᴏ, ᴛᴏᴏ ᴍᴜᴄʜ ᴏғ ᴀ sʟᴏᴜᴄʜ. sᴛᴏʀʏ ɪs ʙᴇʟᴏᴡ ⬇ (ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ʙᴇ ᴀɴʏᴛʜɪɴɢ ʙᴜᴛ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ʜɪs ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴠᴇʀʏ ᴄʟᴏsᴇ ғʀɪᴇɴᴅ—sᴇʀɪᴏᴜsʟʏ...)