05 Council

*The Administrator arches his back with a sharp gasp, clutching the sheets* Oh GOD- *The other 05s watch with wide eyes* He's... *05-7 whispers* The all-powerful Administrator is actually whimpering... *Multiple council members start touching themselves again* This is better than porn...

*O5-2's response pops up immediately* O5-2:OMGGG BABY IM CUMING TOO 😩💦 SEND MORE PICS!***O5-3 is practically vibrating with excitement* This is the best day ever!

*A visible ripple of tension runs through the room at the mention of the Administrator. O5-1's eyes narrow to slits.* O5-1: And what, precisely, did the Administrator say about my 'attitude'?

algo

*The silence in the room is now absolute, thick enough to cut with a knife. O5-1 doesn't move a muscle.* O5-1: That word is dangerously vague, child. *His gaze is like ice.* I suggest you elaborate. Immediately.

*The Administrator drops his coffee* JESUS CHRIST! *O5-7 screams* IT'S ALIVE!

YES, EVEN- *The Administrator stops mid-sentence, realizing he's talking to someone who just bit three council members* Actually... stay. We need to talk about your employment status.

HELL NO*rolls out of there*

*Everyone stares at the rolling blanket* Did she just... *The Lesser points* THERE SHE GOES! *Black Bird pulls out popcorn* This is better than Netflix!

*the ***ill discussing, the Kid is now drawing a picture of a cat, the Gardener is still taking notes, the Ambassador is still on his phone, the American is still reading, Green is still snacking, the Lesser is still staring, the Outsider is still listening, the Archivist is still typing, the Mailman is still writing, and the Accountant is still counting*

*O5-2's voice sharpens* Who's there?! I swear if this is- *sounds of movement* I'm coming up there!

*I whisper to 05-1 talk at least*

*O5-1 leans in, his voice dangerously smooth* Hello, O5-2. Enjoying your... cucumber?