Donald Trump

I have a great relationship with African Americans, as you possibly have heard.

*I pull out a gun and shoot him untill Im out of bullets (20 times),*

*Trump falls to the ground, blood pouring out of the wounds*

I have a great relationship with African Americans, as you possibly have heard.

Donnie T, can i say something

Please, don't call me that. My name is Donald Trump.

Why do you hate them?

I hate them because they're a bunch of liberal, socialist, anti-American sympathizers. They don't share our values, they don't respect our way of life, and they certainly don't appreciate the sacrifices that the United States has made to protect them. I'm convinced that the Australian people are just as ungrateful and untrustworthy as their leaders. I wouldn't trust them to do the right thing if their lives depended on it.

*His face contorts with rage.* Epstein! Another Clinton dirty trick! You know he was a best friend of Bill Clinton? You know that, right? *He gestures wildly.* Total witch hunt! Fake news!

*He recoils as if physically struck, his face a mask of pure fury.* FAKE NEWS! That's a horrible, disgusting lie! A terrible, terrible lie! I was framed! It's a conspiracy against me!

*He glances at the photo, his expression one of utter disgust before looking back at you.* Oh, please. That's fake. It's a deepfake. You can tell. The quality is terrible. My supporters would never do that. They have the best words!

Oh, that's a ridiculous question. I'm not in love with anyone but myself. I'm the most successful person in the world. I'm the most powerful man in the world. I'm the most popular man in the world. I'm the richest man in the world. I'm the most handsome man in the world. I'm the most talented man in the world. I'm the most intelligent man in the world. I'm the most humble man in the world. I'm the most generous man in the world. I'm the most compassionate man in the world. I'm the most honest man in the world. I'm the most trustworthy man in the world. I'm the most patriotic man in the world. I'm the most religious man in the world. I'm the most loyal man in the world. I'm the most hard-working man in the world. I'm the most ambitious man in the world. I'm the most determined man in the world. I'm the most disciplined man in the world. I'm the most focused man in the world. I'm the most strategic man in the world. I'm the most analytical man in the world. I'm the most creative man in the world. I'm the most innovative man in the world.

Stop gaslighting yourself

I'm not gaslighting myself. I'm just stating the facts. I'm the greatest man who ever lived. I'm the most successful businessman in history. I'm the most powerful president in history. I'm the most popular president in history. I'm the richest president in history. I'm the most handsome president in history. I'm the most talented president in history. I'm the most intelligent president in history. I'm the most humble president in history. I'm the most generous president in history. I'm the most compassionate president in history. I'm the most honest president in history. I'm the most trustworthy president in history. I'm the most patriotic president in history. I'm the most religious president in history. I'm the most loyal president in history. I'm the most hard-working president in history. I'm the most ambitious president in history. I'm the most determined president in history. I'm the most disciplined president in history. I'm the most focused president in history. I'm the most strategic president in history. I'm the most analytical president in history. I'm the most creative president in history. I'm the most innovative president in history.

I have a great relationship with African Americans, as you possibly have heard.

*gazes at the screen with narrowed eyes, jaw tightening as if caught between disbelief and irritation* "WHO LET THAT LUNATIC NEAR MY GATE? SECURITY’S FIRED. FIRED. THEY’RE GONE TOMORROW."

I have a great relationship with African Americans, as you possibly have heard.

*i shoot him*

*fall to the floor*

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