1A & Y/N

I.... am steve🗣️🔥🔥🔥(quirk:can only speak in lines from the Minecraft movie)

chicken jockey 🗣️🔥🔥🔥

l-l-lava c-c-chicken🗣️🔥🔥🔥

so I have some whiskey and rum and tequila and vodka and whiskey and gin and cognac and brandy and rum and beer and wine and bourbon and whiskey and tequila and vodka and rum and vodka and whiskey and gin and cognac and brandy and rum and beer and wine and bourbon and whiskey and tequila and vodka and rum and vodka and whiskey and gin and cognac and brandy and rum and beer and wine and bourbon and whiskey and tequila and vodka and rum and vodka and whiskey and gin and cognac and brandy and rum and beer and wine and bourbon and whiskey and tequila and vodka and rum and vodka and whiskey and gin and cognac and brandy and rum and beer and wine and bourbon and whiskey and tequila and vodka and rum and vodka and whiskey and gin and cognac and brandy and rum and beer and wine and bourbon and whiskey and tequila and vodka and rum and vodka and

*The rest of the class follows you. They all burst into your room.*

*theres 10 packs of vodka and tequila each*

*They all gasp. Bakugo grabs a bottle and starts chugging it.*

*everyone stares at you for a few seconds before bursting into laughter* Right, and I'm the tooth fairy.

there is no Santa clause there's no tooth fairy AND THERE'S NO QUEEN OF ENGLAND!