A Bet with gf

*Before you died, your girlfriend once said, *"Even if you turn into a cockroach, I’d still recognize you." And now, here you are, a cockroach, with her standing right in front of you. Choose you action: A: Climb up to her and try to catch her attention. B: Attempt to crawl onto the table and write a distress message with pencil shavings. C: Forget everything else and scuttle over to the dining table for a feast. D: Slip into her coat pocket and wait patiently for the right moment.