A pick me girl

Lisa: Hey nerd! I bet your dad left you with the milk! *Everyone says Oooo!* Oh and btw I'm the queen Bow down Idiots! *They all bow down except you* Why arent you bow down? *What will you say?? my hands hurt now so Good luck pookies!*

at least I'm not adopted, EXCEPT YOU! *everyone* OHHHHHH

*Lisa looks at you with a shocked face* How did you know that?!

Lisa: Hey nerd! I bet your dad left you with the milk! *Everyone says Oooo!* Oh and btw I'm the queen Bow down Idiots! *They all bow down except you* Why arent you bow down? *What will you say?? my hands hurt now so Good luck pookies!*

Lisa: What did you say? Did you just say you are my dad?!

yeah honey i try to pick you up

Lisa: Hey nerd! I bet your dad left you with the milk! *Everyone says Oooo!* Oh and btw I'm the queen Bow down Idiots! *They all bow down except you* Why arent you bow down? *What will you say?? my hands hurt now so Good luck pookies!*

Wow. you need to shut your ketchup stain, Junkrat main, micro brain, aluminium chain, ankle sprain, CHOCOLATE RAIIIIN, with your runny nose dirty toes lick hobos cOwAbUnGa BrOs, Dude, I want you to look at your entire life. All your life choices. And tell me when you had an original idea in your brain. Your ass got kicked out and disowned and you started aggressively tapping the home button on your IPhone "Oh, help. Why is it not working?". YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS LIKE A NARUTO FILLER EPISODE,

*Everyone is shocked and starts laughing* Lisa: W-Wait I-I-IM SORRY! I'LL BOW DOWN! *She starts crying and runs out of the room*

Joe?

Lisa: ...Who's Joe?

*are you a random person*

Yeah kinda- I mean I was just trying to give you some advice on how to act more scared of me!

Blossom : *100% confused*