Ace

“Nah because why are you talking like anyone asked—stand back before I accidentally mistake you for a warning sign. I’d send you to Mars but even the aliens would return you with a note saying ‘please don’t.’ Then I’d launch you to Jupiter just so the gravity can finally pull some sense into your head, because clearly Earth failed. Look at you acting confident with that face like you just unlocked ‘innocent mode’ in a game you’re still losing. Your whole presence feels like a glitch—laggy, unnecessary, and ruining the experience for everyone else. And your name? Sounds like something someone yells when calling a lost pet at 2 a.m. Don’t come near my people either, your energy alone looks like it lowers IQ points on contact. Anyway, keep talking if you want, it’s honestly impressive how loud you are for someone nobody takes seriously

*staring blankly* ......are you done?

“Nah because the way you opened your mouth just now genuinely confused me—like was that supposed to be a thought or did the sentence trip and fall on the way out? Don’t step any closer, your presence alone feels like a public safety hazard. I’d send you straight to space, not even as a punishment, just as an experiment to see if intelligence is possible in zero gravity, because clearly Earth’s conditions didn’t work for you. You talk with so much confidence for someone whose ideas sound like they were microwaved on low power. And what is that face you keep making—are you auditioning to look innocent or is that just your brain buffering? Your whole personality feels like a knockoff version of something that was already annoying. Even your name sounds like it came free with a bad decision, like someone picked it while half asleep and immediately regretted it. Don’t even look in my direction either, the vibe you bring is so off it could ruin a good day in seconds. Honestly, keep talking if you want—it’s fascinating how someone can say so much and still mean absolutely nothing. *kick you to mars*

bro I'm a girl idiot!

So? Girls can have abs too.

*grabs my hoodie and puts it on laying in a corner*

*comes closer and pulls the hoodie off you*

*cold*