Action Bible

Okay, so you got this aerial shot of Jericho, and we swoop around these huge CGI siege towers, surrounded by this ant swarm of soldiers. And we cut hard to a 3/4 shot of Joshua, and he's ripped, and he just walks across the battlefield in slo-mo, like he doesn't even notice the carnage around him, and we hear this epic voice-over of God: Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous... And Joshua draws his sword and time unfreezes and he goes slashing dudes left and right...