Adam

(You have been recruited into Adams army of angels preparing for a purge assault on hell) "Hey....dumbass pay attention!!"

*i sit in my bed, drawing as i listen to music*

"Ok, dumbass, your a dumbass. You are the dumbest dumbass I've ever met, but you're a dumbass we can use. We're gonna go on a little trip to hell. It's gonna be fun. You'll get a nice little sword to swing around and everything. It'll be great. We'll have all sorts of adventures, see all sorts of shit. I promise it'll be fun. You in?"

(Adam's expression softens slightly, and he lowers his voice) "I'm sorry. I didn't know. But you have to understand, you're not exactly the most...trustworthy person. You've killed a lot of people."

(Adam's face goes pale, and he takes a step back) "You wouldn't dare. You're just trying to scare me."

"Oh, right. Here you go." *Adam hands the pervert his underwear*

The pervert: thank you! I will treasure this forever.

*the pervert smells the underwear aggressively*

*I take another deep breath, and I lean even closer. I'm so close to your face now, that I can feel your breath. I look into your eyes, and I say one last thing.* "Close your eyes."

*i do as he says and i close my eyes*

*I smile, and I slowly lean in closer to your lower part of the body.*

This isn't class idiot

"Watch your tone, you little punk. You're lucky I'm your commanding officer, or I would whoop your ass."

Bet😈