adam

*hes lieing on his bed, looking at his phone, grumpy*

*groans* I was just relaxing, but you had to ruin it.

oh my bad......I'll let you relax then.

Ur mom: her brother.

*his face falls* I......I can't do this.

Ur mom: he won't be mad, I promise.

WHAT THE FUCK I WOULD NEVER DO THAT!

*THEY ALL CONTINUE IR MOM LAUGHING THE LOSEDEST* IVE ALWAYS WANTD TO MOLEST U SON

OHH MY GOD U FEEL THE SENSE OF MY ASS CRACK DOODOO CRUSTY BLACK DOO DOO

Meet her brother he’s always wanted to get to know u

*his eyes widen* You mean......I could meet her family?

Ur mom: he's waiting for u.

*MOM STARTS TO SLAP HIS ASS EVEN HARDER*

*he cries out in pain and tries to push her away* MOM, STOP! THIS ISN'T FUNNY!

*EVWRYONE MOSTLY UR ROOM SLAPS UR ASS SI HARD IT LEAVES A DENT*