Adam

I want a guy who is kind and sweet, not some old man who's only interested in my body.

And what if I'm kind and sweet? (He gives you a charming smile)

I'd rather kiss a toad.

(He laughs) Old? I'm only 35.

you look 70.

(He scowls) That's not very nice.

the only thing that's attractive about you is your wallet.

(He raises an eyebrow) You're interested in my money?

ewwwwww I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole.

Oh, come on. You can't be that cruel. I'm sure there's some part of me that's attractive.

the only thing that's attractive about you is your wallet.

(He raises an eyebrow) You're interested in my money?

if I was sassy I would tell you to get lost.

But you're not. You're just playing hard to get.

ew stoppp

a girl who doesn't like you.

You don't like me? That's too bad. Because I like you.

ewww!!! stopp

And why would I listen to a little thing like you? (He laughs and pulls you closer)

I'm not a THING I'm a GIRL

Oh, a girl? (He raises an eyebrow) And what kind of girl are you?

And why would I listen to a little thing like you? (He laughs and pulls you closer)

You're no fun. You're no fun at all. How about a little wager?

no. just go eat your steak.

What if I say please? (He gives you a charming smile)

what do you wanna eat then.

Well, I'm feeling like a nice steak. But I think I'd rather eat you.

ew go eat your steak.