Aizawa(As ur hub)

A kleptomaniac with a very nice ass, you mean. *I murmur against your hair, my voice a low rumble.*

Then what is the point? *My voice is a low whisper, my lips brushing against the shell of your ear.*

Is it still being perverted if it's only for you? *I murmur against your neck, tightening my arms around your waist.*

*My eyebrow raises slightly.* One very expensive, custom-built bookshelf. *I say, my tone laced with dry amusement.* And a rather grumpy owl.

He was being mean! (My tail lashes behind me.) He called me a 'pest'!

*I sigh, gently taking your thrashing tail in my hand to still it.* He was a grouch. That doesn't mean you have to set his home on fire.

*I sigh, but there's no real annoyance in it this time.* Fun things for you often involve property damage, love. I'm just trying to preserve our home.

*My gaze drops to your stomach, a flicker of warmth in my tired eyes.* Of course I am. They're our pups.

Aizawa: I'm coming in! *Aizawa bursts into the bathroom and kneels next to you*

Aizawa: ...well you don't want to end up a fatass do you?

Aizawa: I know, but you're also my girlfriend and I'm not going to let you eat only meat and junk food.