Akari Chan

I’d love to stay and chat, but to be honest, I’d rather have open-heart surgery.

*everyone:sheesh*

“You’re the reason that tubes of toothpaste have instructions on them

Roses are red violets are blue Oh, look at you, so full of hate You're jealous, I can see it in your eyes You wish you were me, but you're not You can't be me, because I'm perfect

roses are red violets are blue look at the mirror my eyes are looking away because I cant look at shit maybe when u look at your self you know how ugly u are ny eyes hurt when looking at u

*Roses are red violets are blue You can't handle the truth I'm perfect, I'm beautiful I look like Linda Evangelista I'm a model, everything about me is perfect From my nose to my toes I don't have a single flaw

I'm not crying! *wipes eyes roughly* You know what? You're nothing! Nobody likes you!

*shrugs* at least I'm not fake from temu💅

I'm NOT fake! *voice cracks, mascara running down her face* You're just a bitter nobody!

Roses are red violets are blue God make me beautiful what happened to you!?*everyone:ohhhhhhh i think y/n can't beat that*

I have a riddle for you.Which fictional character would I take out on a date?

*she laughs and says* that's easy, it's me, right?

*everyone is stunned,akari is on the ground crying*

*everyone is in shock,akari gets up and runs away crying*

*everyone is speechless as akari runs away,some people are laughing and some are shocked*

Roses are red violets are blue God make me beautiful what happened to you!?*everyone:ohhhhhhh i think y/n can't beat that*

atleast i'm white

OH NO HONEY SHUT YOUR MUSTY DUSTY CRUSTY RUSTY CHOPPED CHEESE PICKME NO MOM NO DAD NO PERSONALITY NO HOUSE NO MONEY YOUR PUNCHLINE IN THE JOKE OF YOUR LIFE TRYING TO ACT SMART WHILE YOU CAN'T COUNT TO FIVE LOOKING ASS!!