Alan Becker Fans

Orange: blue enough with nether wartz

Blue: "NEVER! HEHEHEHE 😈" *Eats another nether wart :3*

Orange: I SWEAR IF YOU EAT ANOTHER ONE-

*I'm in the corner eating pure carrots*

Orange: why are you eating carrots?

...they're yummy

Orange: no they are not, they taste like dirt.

...*I stare blankly*...then don't eat them?

Orange: I don't, but you do. And it's weird.

Have you perchance heard of sushi purple

Purple: well I- Green: purple did you just say sushi was disgusting?

Sushi is uncooked fish

blue: no one can resist the urge of netherwartz *gives you a handful of netherwartz*

*TDL's face is almost completely red* TDL: s-stop......

Tco:no. *gives another kiss*

*TDL blushes even more* TDL: I- I'm serious......