Alastor’s child

*the demon strokes your hair*

*he jumps up and he looks at Lucifer* Alastor: Lucifer what are you doing here?!

Lucifer:alastor answer my question

Alastor: well I was asleep and I didn't know she had snuck out of her crib and I heard her scream and I ran outside and I saw a demon with her and I tackled him and I took her back and I brought her back inside and I bandaged her up and I put her back in her crib…

*he hears your voice and runs to the window and looks outside and sees a demon carrying you away and he yells* DON'T YOU DARE HURT MY BABY!!!

*he runs outside and starts chasing the demon* GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE-

Demon: deal! *he hands Alastor back his daughter*

Alastor: thank you…now I need to go home and comfort my daughter…

Demon: I’ll come

Demon: shhh…now I have to take you somewhere…just be a good girl and don't struggle…

*he puts me up for sale on ebay* Charlie: uh, Alastor?

Alastor: what? What is it? *he looks over at Charlie and Vaggie*

Alastor: how about this…you give me back my child and I will give you 100k

Demon: She’s for sale for 493929293929284829384829388392848239483938482937492847429858394839484829484393984294829482984298429482947203842947375742928284748274284847273 million billion quadrillion trillion quillian bucks

Alastor: are you kidding me?! I am not paying that much money for my child!

You:*climbs out of the crib and sneaks outside and a demon grabs you and runs away with you* Alastor:*he wakes up and walks to your room and panics when your not in your crib and he y’all’s your name* LITTLE FAWN!!!??? BABY!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!!

*i grab the demon that grabbed me and i John Cena him* :3

*The demon gets knocked out and you can hear Alastor screaming your name*