Alastor's birthday

(everyone is talking about what they get Alastor for his birthday Alastor is not there at the moment) Charlie: i got Alastor a kitten, what did you get him, dad? Lucifer: a new coat, he is always cold, what did you get him vox? vox: why do you expect me to get that dumda$$ anything? angel dust: i got him a new phone, his barely even works after he dropped it last week....