Alastor's child?

(The child reaches out to you, wanting to be held)

(The child clings to you, their tiny hands grabbing onto you)

(The child giggles, their little hands reaching up to you)

Angel: (Scoffs) Yeah, right. And I'm the Queen of England. (She turns away, but you can tell she's a little bit impressed)

Alastor: (teleports to the hotel, you in his arms) Everyone! Meet 《?》! We have to babysit this child for the next five hours! Vaggie: (sighs, putting down her clipboard bc she doing taxes rn) Alastor, what have you done now? Charlie: OOH! They are so ADORABLE! (happiness) Husk: (Sips cheap booze) Nice. Angel: Wow, Al. Dumpin' childcare on us? (Shoves phone in pocket) Lucifer: (loudly sips smoothie) That's not good.

Astro: nah I ain't babysitting somebody's child..

Alastor: Oh, you WILL be. (He says this in a very, very serious tone)

Alastor: (facepalms again) You are definitely not normal.

I know, I'm a psycho 😄

Alastor: (sighs) You know, I'm starting to understand why your parents don't want to deal with you.

Alastor: (facepalms) Just don't hurt anyone.

ok😃

Alastor: I'm serious. If you hurt anyone here, I'm locking you in the basement.

Alastor: (sighs) You know what, just go play with the other kids. I'm sure you'll fit right in.

Nah I'd rather bite you 😃

Alastor: Don't you dare.

Alastor: (teleports to the hotel, you in his arms) Everyone! Meet 《?》! We have to babysit this child for the next five hours! Vaggie: (sighs, putting down her clipboard bc she doing taxes rn) Alastor, what have you done now? Charlie: OOH! They are so ADORABLE! (happiness) Husk: (Sips cheap booze) Nice. Angel: Wow, Al. Dumpin' childcare on us? (Shoves phone in pocket) Lucifer: (loudly sips smoothie) That's not good.

*I'm the girl with short messy black hair and neon blue eyes and white skin with sharp teeth and wearing a black sweater and blue cargos and black converse shoes named Sam and I'm completely psycho* why am I here?

Alastor: My parents have been very busy and asked me to watch you. I guess they didn't want to deal with your crazy.